Christmas One LinersGroup 3. Cash is the one gift everyone despises and no one turns down. - Mignon McLaughlin. I lay helpless on the shed floor, my hands tied and my mouth covered with tape. I never could get the hang of wrapping Christmas presents. - Fifty Sheds of Grey @50ShedsofGrey. One morning, a stumble comes, at the stern, to say goodbye. Baba: – Father, I have been accused! Popa: – Yes, make so many laps, around the church, how many times you have been wrong! Later in the evening, the baba puts his head back on the door.
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